While unfortunately not so old and hopefully not nearly as creepy, I am in fact simple a guy perusing the vast, expansive community of DA to draw inspiration from and occasionally gawk and stare at the ridiculously beautiful things some of you people put out. I do art every now and again, but it's hardly up to snuff and I don't really feel proud/confident enough with what I've got to show it to you folks. So, for the time being, I'll continue quietly sitting back in my comfy chair staring at beautiful things I have no right to be looking at and enjoying so much. Ya know, like some creepy old guy. FUCK YEAH, METAPHORS!
Current Residence: Cranky Dude's Home for the Excessively Old
deviantWEAR sizing preference: My size
Print preference: Print when I say print, you wipper snapper!
Favourite genre of music: Seeing as how I listen to ELO, In Flames, and 2Pac, it's hard to say.
Favourite photographer: *See Favourite Artist
Favourite style of art: As 'meh' as I am at it, I personally prefer pencil drawings.
Operating System: Some kind of prehistoric computation machine
MP3 player of choice: iPod...that's all I got
Shell of choice: Those pretty ones you find on the beach that you can blow into and make elephant sounds
Wallpaper of choice: Painted 1 solid color so I can put lots of band posters on the walls
Skin of choice: I think I'll keep the pockmarked, farmer tanned variety I currently reside in
Favourite cartoon character: Freakazoid & The Animaniacs
Personal Quote: "Hey John, do I have any memorable personal quotes? No? Well fuck me sideways..."